Shadowpriest Developer x Blizz Team

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Shadowpriest Developer x Blizz Team

Mensagempor ivan » Ter Mar 31, 2009 12:21 am

-Shadowpriest Designer: Ehm team, shadow sucks in pvp lets give them something!
-Team: Hahahahahaahahaha
-Shadowpriest Designer: Ehm ... I am serious guys we need to do something
-Ok lets buff discipline and since shadowpriests can (and will) get discipline talents we claim it was done for them
-Shadowpriest Designer: Yeah well they would still want something related to shadow!
-well... what is the worst spell they have ?
-Dispersion
-Will it help if we make the CD 45second less?
-No, they are dead way before that
-Done then :)
-Team: Hahahahahaha
-Shadowpriest Designer: You really think that's enough?
-Team: Ok dispersion makes you immune to snares while its active
-Shadowpriest Designer: That is ridiculus guys, the attacker will just follow them around and re-apply it when they are come out of dispersion!!
-Team: Hahahahaha

-Shadowpriest Designer: Surely they need more, lets give something against melee.
-Hmmm ok! 2 minutes cooldown, ranged disarm! (its not like disarm will do anything _at range_ it will wear of by the time melee comes near)
-Shadowpriest Designer: Well that's a bit ok, does it really have to have a 2 mins CD? They will be dead long before that.
-Team: Hahahaha
-Team: Lets also remove Blackout...
-Shadowpriest Designer: But...
-Team: and Replace Imp. Psychic Horror with the Horror/Disarm
-Shadowpriest Designer: What? That's not even a buff!!!
-Team: Hahahahaha

-Shadowpriest Designer: They really need dot protection guys come on lets get serious here!
-Team: Ok give them some mana back when dots are dispelled
-Shadowpriest Designer: That's nice! :) Can we give them some damage as well on dispel?
-Team: hahahhaha are you serious?
-Shadowpriest Designer: Yeah!
-Team: :( Ok but be sure its something ridiculus like 3k damage so no ones cares if its dispelled
-Shadowpriest Designer: Come on that sucks
-Team: Its better than 0 damage!! Hahahahaha
-Team: Well that's too many buffs, lets make sure when they fear they cant do damage as well
-Shadowpriest Designer: Come on its not like they are doing any serious damage in pvp!! Every other class has a lot more offense
-Team: Dont compare to other classes! Apples and Oranges!!
-Team: Hahahaha

-Shadowpriest Designer: Well we given them mana so far. But overall they are were we started, dont they need to survive ? To kill stuff ? they are dps!
-Team: Hahahahaha
-Team: Lets move to next class





-Shadowpriest Designer: No no! wait!! What about Escape Mechanism ??
-Team: well they have Psychic Scream!!
-Team: Hahaha
-Shadowpriest Designer: We nerfed it!
-Team: And Psychic Horror ...
-Shadowpriest Designer: We nerfed that as well!!!!!
-Team: They also have fade!
-Team: Ok lets buff fade! Glyph: 15 less seconds CD!
-Shadowpriest Designer: Well the snares are reapplied instantly unless they use it after a fear, and since fear is on long CD reducing fade's CD wont do anything!
-Team: Ok nerf that glyph then
-Team: Hahahaha
-Shadowpriest Designer: Facepalm

-Shadowpriest Designer: How about some more armor?
-Team: Well since we are buffing armor penetration by 30% I think we can give them about 1700 more armor.
-Shadowpriest Designer: ? Are you guys sure this is a buff?
-Team: Hahahahaha

-Shadowpriest Designer: Arent you guys worried about the 0 representation of shadowpriests in arena?
-Team: No. We already got a raise this expansion since the new class we implemented was a huge success!
-Shadowpriest Designer: That was because they were OP!
-Team: But our Managers dont know about balance mambo-jumbo! DK's sold successfully!
-Team: Hahahaha
-Team: Anyway here: 15% damage reduction against spells! Happy now? 15% is huge!
-Shadowpriest Designer: Well thanks, but casters where not so much problem to begin with!
-Team: Hahahaha
-Team: Can we move to next class now ?

-Shadowpriest Designer: No! What about their damage?
-Team(giggling): Lets make their dots crit
-Shadowpriest Designer: Interesting!
-Team: And of course remove the damage increase on dots from shadowform
-Team: Hahahaha
-Shadowpriest Designer: Eh that's not a buff they do the same damage now!!
-Team: Hahahaha
-Team: Also Resilience will affect the dots even when they dont crit
-Shadowpriest Designer: Facepalm and leaves the room with tears
-Team: Finally ! Next class now!!

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Re: Shadowpriest Developer x Blizz Team

Mensagempor ivan » Ter Mar 31, 2009 12:51 am

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Re: Shadowpriest Developer x Blizz Team

Mensagempor cuecolez » Ter Mar 31, 2009 3:24 am

Ai ai ai esse povo que reclama... 8-)
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Re: Shadowpriest Developer x Blizz Team

Mensagempor Iori » Ter Mar 31, 2009 11:17 am

Esse post foi horrivel >_<
Esse spam de "hahaha", não consigo mais ler.
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Re: Shadowpriest Developer x Blizz Team

Mensagempor ivan » Seg Abr 06, 2009 7:16 pm

Achei fenomenal !! hauehaeuh !! Tem que jogar s Spriet pra entender as mudanças e a conversa...eles bufam e nerfam ao mesmo tempo !

Tenho que psotar algo semelhante que eu vi de Resto Druid !! Só ver os top 15 times de arena...lotado de DK e Pally e Lock !!

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