Killer Monkeys Brasil

"Real men don't use backups, they post their stuff on a public ftp server and let the rest of the world make copies." - Linus Torvalds

"If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime."

"It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa."

"I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said: 'Outlook not so good'. I said: 'Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway'."

"The nice thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from."

"The term reboot comes from the middle age (before computers). Horses who stopped in mid-stride required a boot to the rear to start again. Thus the term to rear-boot, later abbreviated into reboot."

"Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code." <-- A MELHOR

"The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones."

"Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you."

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Muito bom.

"It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa."

Essa é uma verdade absoluta!!hauhuahauhuahuahuahua

Cada absurdo que eu já vi por ai....

"Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you."

Hehheehe muito boa meu velho.