Como nasceu a Shaman Class!
Enviado: Qui Dez 18, 2008 12:02 am
Li há muito tempo atrás num fórum de Shaman, acho q nunca foi postado então la vai aHUAUhUAAHa:
There was once a kid who went to the Blizzard God..
He said,
"I want 2 be an ubar tank?!11", and Blizzard gave him shield and mail
He said,
"lolo I wunt 2 be a maege 2", and Blizzard gave him instant nukes
He said,
"I want to heal", and Blizzard gave him heals
He said,
"but WTF? Druids getz formz so ken i tu plxz?", and Blizzard gave him wolf form
He said,
"OMGLOLOL, my heals r not teh instantz", and Blizzard gave him nature's swiftness
He said,
"OMG but warriorz r teh hit so hard wit teh weaponz?", And Blizzard gave him Windfury
He said,
"BUT TETZ NO FAIRZ, teh enemyz r having pewerful bufforz?", And Blizzard gave him an instant low mana cast Purge
He said,
"K BUT I STILL KENT kite 4ever lyk teh OMG?", and Blizzard made the frostshock effect last longer than the cooldown
So the kid went on killing lowbies, shouting "WTFLOLOL PWND n00Bz0Rs" and using /spit.
After 7 hours of corpse camping, something terrible happened! A bunch of level 60 alliance guys managed to kill the shaman!
The kid went to the Blizzard God and said,
"OMGWTF, I R TEH DIEDZ BT I DUNT WUNT 2 do teh corpze runzors? i die lyk wtf i shundnt ROFL!"", And Blizzard gave him a self rez with no sickness
And so the shaman class was born.
E mais uns que não foram do mesmo autor:
He said,
"WTFLOL, i runz oom and teh enemyz use Feer!!!!", and Blizzard gave him Tremor and Manatide totems (and other damn retarded totems)
He said,
"OMGFFS!!!, still getz pwned when i'm AFK reeding pornz!!!", and Blizzard gave him Lightning Shield.
E uns q eu antes de durmir pensei LOL:
Then the poor shammy kid, cried.... and stopped playing World of Warcraft while Burning Crusade. At WotLK he has hope again, lvl to 80 and...
He said,
"OHMYGAWD huntars n warlokz n maages hav thos UBEROMFGPETS!! gimme PETTZ!, iNEED pETS!", and Blizzard gave Enhancement Shammy those annoying wolves.
He said,
"BuTBUT!! DROodS have mor HOTZ on lich king! i need sum hots 2, pls pls can u gimme sum Hotzz?!!", and Blizzard gave him Riptide and Earthliving Weapon.
He said,
"im STill RUnning Oom LOL! n Rogz LOL RETard PALLYES LOLLL WARRIOrrZ LoooLL WTFpWN Me!!! BLizz GOd!! Gimme Sum wWAAAy tu xcape plx?", and Blizzard gave him Thunderstorm so Shaman can throw ppl out of mountains, mounts, and have some fun
There was once a kid who went to the Blizzard God..
He said,
"I want 2 be an ubar tank?!11", and Blizzard gave him shield and mail
He said,
"lolo I wunt 2 be a maege 2", and Blizzard gave him instant nukes
He said,
"I want to heal", and Blizzard gave him heals
He said,
"but WTF? Druids getz formz so ken i tu plxz?", and Blizzard gave him wolf form
He said,
"OMGLOLOL, my heals r not teh instantz", and Blizzard gave him nature's swiftness
He said,
"OMG but warriorz r teh hit so hard wit teh weaponz?", And Blizzard gave him Windfury
He said,
"BUT TETZ NO FAIRZ, teh enemyz r having pewerful bufforz?", And Blizzard gave him an instant low mana cast Purge
He said,
"K BUT I STILL KENT kite 4ever lyk teh OMG?", and Blizzard made the frostshock effect last longer than the cooldown
So the kid went on killing lowbies, shouting "WTFLOLOL PWND n00Bz0Rs" and using /spit.
After 7 hours of corpse camping, something terrible happened! A bunch of level 60 alliance guys managed to kill the shaman!
The kid went to the Blizzard God and said,
"OMGWTF, I R TEH DIEDZ BT I DUNT WUNT 2 do teh corpze runzors? i die lyk wtf i shundnt ROFL!"", And Blizzard gave him a self rez with no sickness
And so the shaman class was born.
E mais uns que não foram do mesmo autor:
He said,
"WTFLOL, i runz oom and teh enemyz use Feer!!!!", and Blizzard gave him Tremor and Manatide totems (and other damn retarded totems)
He said,
"OMGFFS!!!, still getz pwned when i'm AFK reeding pornz!!!", and Blizzard gave him Lightning Shield.
E uns q eu antes de durmir pensei LOL:
Then the poor shammy kid, cried.... and stopped playing World of Warcraft while Burning Crusade. At WotLK he has hope again, lvl to 80 and...
He said,
"OHMYGAWD huntars n warlokz n maages hav thos UBEROMFGPETS!! gimme PETTZ!, iNEED pETS!", and Blizzard gave Enhancement Shammy those annoying wolves.
He said,
"BuTBUT!! DROodS have mor HOTZ on lich king! i need sum hots 2, pls pls can u gimme sum Hotzz?!!", and Blizzard gave him Riptide and Earthliving Weapon.
He said,
"im STill RUnning Oom LOL! n Rogz LOL RETard PALLYES LOLLL WARRIOrrZ LoooLL WTFpWN Me!!! BLizz GOd!! Gimme Sum wWAAAy tu xcape plx?", and Blizzard gave him Thunderstorm so Shaman can throw ppl out of mountains, mounts, and have some fun